What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.