What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.