July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.