July Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Fbi Jokes More Fbi Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Fourth Jokes More Fourth Jokes

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Fbi Agent Jokes More Fbi Agent Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years