What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What do English pirates call each other?

M80