What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

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What's a holocaust denier's favorite month?

July

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

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What's a pirate's favorite firework?

M80

What do English pirates call each other?

M80