What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

July Jokes More July Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July