What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!