What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

July Jokes More July Jokes

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.