What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

July Jokes More July Jokes

What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.