Irene.
A sentrypede.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
Tooth Hurty
Lord Of The Chinks
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
They're a-Brew'in!
Brenda.