What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda