What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda