Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.