Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.