Root Beer Jokes

How do you make a dead baby float?

Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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