How do you make a dead baby float?

Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.