How do you make a dead baby float?

Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.