What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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What do dead kids and jokes about dead kids have in common?

They never get old.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What's the worst kind of incompetent?

Leader.