Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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Shock Jokes More Shock Jokes

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

400 Jokes More 400 Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Buzzfeed Jokes More Buzzfeed Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Worst Kind Jokes More Worst Kind Jokes

What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!