Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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This isn't a good joke.

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13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.