Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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It's on the front page

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Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Free of charge, of course.

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What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!