Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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You will find out when the light comes on.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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He knows a lot about black holes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

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13. Number 9 will shock you!

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

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What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

What's the worst kind of T-Shirt?

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