Clickbait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

clickbait --

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?

Clickbait.

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

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This clique bait will shock you!

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You wanna pizza me !

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