How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.