How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.