How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard?

Per Ejemplo.

How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.