Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.