Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.