Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99