He was a pieromaniac.
You're fired!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
It took ears off his life!
With a gummy worm as bait
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
A Ginger-bread man
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
I think this is a set up!
A'lamode