Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.