Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Me love you wrong time.

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

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A few degrees.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Well, it's no cakewalk.

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No, Woman, no pie."