Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Water Polo Jokes More Water Polo Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.