Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ?

Moo Nay !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

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Why can you only drown a hipster in a tributary?

Because, it isn't mainstream.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

Water Polo Jokes More Water Polo Jokes

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned