Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

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What did the drowning number theorist say?

logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

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How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned