What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.