What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.