What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM