What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What breaks when you give it to a toddler?

Their hips.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)