What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

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['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)