What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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What is Shia Labeouf's favourite genre of music?

Jazz Duets.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

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['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5