What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.