What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams