Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string