Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell