Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.