Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !