Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.