What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !