What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit?

On The Wire.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.