What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers