What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).