What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.