Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.