Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
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It just makes cents.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Penny ...
They're both useless in Canada.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Canadians became *penniless*
Like what if you find a penny
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Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
J.C. Penny
Because this docent makes any cents.
A penny.
BaZINCa!!
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
A: Change.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
A bull-ette.
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Because it's all relative.
Violet
Cause they carry pistils.
Cause he was out standing in his field
Because possession is 9/10 of the law
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
The type of gas used.
A soul train
Aisle B, back.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
