Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
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It just makes cents.
Let's get together and make some cents.
Penny ...
They're both useless in Canada.
Roll a penny down a hill.
Because it makes cents (sense).
Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Canadians became *penniless*
Like what if you find a penny
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Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
J.C. Penny
Because this docent makes any cents.
A penny.
BaZINCa!!
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.
A: Change.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
Those who understand binary and those who don't
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
Jiu Jitsu.
A Talivan.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
El Vetica.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Answer: A pair of slipper
Talk in your sleep.
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