What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.