What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.