What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.