Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents