Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.