Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!