Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.