What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed