What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching