What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching