What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why is a coin factory so logical?

Because it makes cents.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching