What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed