What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy