What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!