How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What do you call a blonde lesbian?

A: A waste.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.