How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.