How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.