How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.