How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Capricorn Jokes More Capricorn Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Childish Joke Jokes More Childish Joke Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.