How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture