How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool