How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What's a Canadian's favorite number?

Eight.

How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

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How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."