How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio