How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco