How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!