How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.