How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!