How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.