What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.