What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.