What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!