What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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What is a condom with a hole?

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A kinder surprise