What is a condom with a hole?

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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What is a condom with a hole?

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

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