What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call a German Pregnancy?

A kinder surprise