Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!