Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ?

Bran He is Hodorless

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!