Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!