Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call a crate of ducks ?

A box of quackers !

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Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!