One is your mom the other one gets paid more.
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot
One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.
I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."