How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.