How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg