How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.