How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab