How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

How much do dirty deeds cost again?

Malcolm Young