How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.