Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!