Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Because they never leave a tip.

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They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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His K'Nex!

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Plastic Surgery.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!