Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Fortune Jokes More Fortune Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!