What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet