What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What's your chicken sandwich called?

A McChicken And the rib -A McRib pulls out his batwallet I like your style.

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!