What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.