What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.