What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. I'll show myself out.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.