To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
The holocaust.
Carpet burn
Shhhhhhh.
Fire in the hole!
They're listening to duckstep!
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
Because they can't get the wrapper off.
A jumbo yeti.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
They're both leg ends.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
On the Din-ternet.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
To stomp out forest fires.