To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
The telephone rang while she was ironing.
A: Make sure one is a match!
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Quack
Because he was a quack head
Because they work for peanuts
Watch elevision !
You take your foot off the top of their head.
A paraplegic
To stamp out forest fires !
He wanted to have webbed feet.
from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh
To stomp out forest fires.
