What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.