What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"