What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh