What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh