What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh