What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!