What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.