What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam