Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !