Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"