Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.