Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.