How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi