How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!