How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.