How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.