How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.