How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

What does a memelord put on his sandwich?

L-mayo