What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.