What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives