What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!