What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Cookie Crumbs Jokes More Cookie Crumbs Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.