The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Windscreen vipers.
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
Oeuf!"
the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.
Because they are already covered.
Its arse.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
He found a hair in one.
A ditch.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
