What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Cookie Crumbs Jokes More Cookie Crumbs Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.