What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How many words does it take to start a car?

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Girl Scout Jokes More Girl Scout Jokes

How many girl scouts are these cookies made of?

he asks with a large smile on his face.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Cookie Crumbs Jokes More Cookie Crumbs Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.