Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end