Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.