Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.