What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.