What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.