What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.