What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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Double the prophet.

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.